Howl's Castle

( ...Where Rapunzel is when she's not in the Common Room or her house... XD )

( Heheeheh. ;3)

*Mowgli sniffs around as he enters*

Kiki prowled in, looking around.

Calcifer deadpanned at them. "What are you two doing? .-."

*Mowgli looks at Calcifer* [I should be asking you the same question] .-.

Calcifer arched an eyebrow. "I'm making sure this castle doesn't fall apart. You?"

*Mowgli pouts* [Making sure...this universe doesn't fall apart!]

Calcifer deadpanned [You're looking for Howl and Rapunzel, aren't you?]

*Mowgli sits* [So what if we are??]

Calcifer shrugged. "Well, I wouldn't recommend going to see them, unless you want to be scarred for life,"

*Mowgli squeals in anger* [What?! Is he hurting her??] DDD<

Calcifer deadpanned. [No. .-. They're about to have sex, genius]

*Mowgli twitches* [Wh-what??] o.e... [Stop lying!]

Calcifer deadpanned more. "I'm not lying. .-."

*Mowgli blinks* [But how???] o___o

Calcifer deadpanned at Mowgli. "Well, little bear, when a man and woman love each other veeeeeeeery muuuuuuuuuch . . ."

*Mowgli deadpans* [I MEANT HOW as in HOW did Howl get her in bed?!]

Calcifer shrugged. [I dunno, I'm not connected to Howl's heart anymore. How am I supposed to know?? I doubt he forced her, though, cause Blondie seemed veeeeeeeery excited.]

*Mowgli blinks and pouts* [Excited?? I think you're exaggerating...]

Calcifer shook his head. [Nooooope. Trust me, her body heat level was WAY up. That blood was pumpin'.]

*Mowgli blinks* [And Howl's wasn't?]

Calcifer nodded. [His was too, I was just lettin' you know that your friend was very willing,]

*Mowgli flinches* *he turns to Kiki* [Well...what do you have to say??]

Kiki shook her head. [O_O I don't know what to say anymore.]

*Mowgli deadpans before looking at Calcifer* [Well...Kiki and I have seen something like that before!]